Deadpool Statue - Bowen Designs - sculpted by Erick Sosa
Merc-with-a-mouth (and ears and eyes and lips and fingers and etc.),
Wade Wilson aka Deadpool, is tired of fighting off the hordes of people too cheap to chip in at the laundry palace. Not for the sheer exercise though, that, according to the mercenary, is a fun diversion.
At issue are the mounds of shell casings he often finds piling at his feet from blasting away another stinking denizen looking to use his stomach as an old fashioned washing board.
Yes, that stomach full of rock hard abs. And while Body-by-Jake's Jake remains in hiding and
Peter Andre is off on his honeymoon with Katie "
Jordan" Price, there's only so many washboard stomachs left.
Of course, there's always room for self improvement and a way to find your own personal washing board, should the need ever arise.
Coughing - squeezing those muscles to expunge a fur ball works wonders for the aching strains of putting those fibres to work.
Electo-shock therapy - if coughing is not in season, there's always this controversial method. Though, results vary wildly, with many patients not remembering anything after the ordeal or even with the abdominal muscles being correctly targeted.
Plastic surgery - taking an easy way out? Install an actually corrugated iron wash board underneath that stomach. Authenticity won't be in doubt. Not will the immense pain of walking around with such a fix.
Actual work-out - if all else fails, there's always that slow and determined method of actually working out. Given that spot targeting remains sketchy, the side benefit of actually being able to breathe should have you thinking about the option.
