Dogs die in hot cars, cats in microwaves

Climbing up the charts like songs with cowbells and bonsai kittens left too long in the toaster oven, summer gets hotter and hotter.

With thanks in large to global warming, there appears no escaping the sweltering sweat of summer's breast. The hottest place outside the sun and poor shade would be in Marv's seat. Electrifying no doubt, but at least the burn is all over and done with a flash. And not just on the skin without driving in.

For a warmer taste of the action and a smell of the bacon, take a few moments to increase the voltage.

Beat it blue - Wear all black all day long and enjoy the roast. Gym memberships can't ever be as cheap as insanity.

Warm is hot and hot is scorchin' - Find metal made street furniture and rest a while. A few seconds on torched metal is quicker than minutes on frying wood.

Burn it like a hermit - close the doors, switch off the fans and air conditioning and do some menial tasks. Pretty soon, you too can be all exhausted and the next on the news for heat stroke.

"That all you got, Global Warming?"

 

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