New acid wash proves too caustic

For biker enthusiast and alleged occultist, Johnny Blaze, a trip to the new carwash turned out to be more than just an ordinary buff and stuff.

Dialling in for a hot wax and high sheen buff at the Morspon complex, Blaze was all set for his vehicle's run through the recently erected carwash. Trolling up behind a black van with tinted windows and no plates, mere minutes would pass before the bubble of soap suds and whipping chamois would give way to blood curdling screams and a man set on fire.

Witnesses and pool hall junkies at the scene claim Blaze had entered with a helmet before rolling out the other side with his head stripped clean of its flesh and licks of fire dancing about his skull. Testing negative, the witnesses also mention an unidentified vehicle speeding away moments prior to the accident.

Police suspect Blaze may have been an unfortunate casualty following a case of mistaken identity. Danny Ketch, a biker with a similar style -- and who has been known to cause grief to the local gangs and underworld figures -- may have been the intended target. A spokesperson for the Morspon Group refused to comment, but instead offered all at the scene a voucher for a month's membership to the roped off carwash scene under investigation.

 

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