Hellboy - series 1.5 action figure - pumping iron
As the hangovers begin preparations in earnest, beaches will soon find themselves flooded with people celebrating the Christmas and New Year breaks. Winter is gone, summer is here.
And so is the fear.
The bright unseen lights of the cancerous UV rays searing and scorching the skin to a fine crispy layer of flakes of the unprotected? The fact that it will invariably end and the school or work must be returned to following the days of a relaxed state? Or perhaps it holds court in the television for those stuck at home and without a fresh home theatre library?
No, the fear here is the beer of the gut. Flab that has found its way onto that arm or waist on the back of that extra course, that second helping, all through those colder months of the year indoors. With the temperature set to rocket up the charts, the sweaters and heavy clothing that has been kind to the form will have to go.
Just in time for the bearing of chests and flexing of muscle,
Hellboy is here to lend a helping right hand of doom. Showing techniques and exercises from this latest fitness DVD, the demon from hell will whip you into shape ready for the viewing public. Ranging from weight training to aerobics workouts the feature will have you looking good as you strut your stuff and banish that shame like the Nazi regime.
Summer time, get pumping.
