Hellraiser Chatterer III - Life-size resin bust - based on mask by SFX guy, Gary J. Tunnicliffe
With people either dropping dead from lack of health or keeping up the dental regime of their dictatorial dentists, their teeth are being affected. As such, the slowly diminishing scores of old craggily smiles are flooring content of the scarily
Big Book of British Smiles. As such, floundering are the sales of this once mighty tome.
Against the case for cavernous mouths and chipped teeth, boffins at Oral B continue to inspire finger licking
brushing swabs for harried people. Those on budgets and within a realm of sense maintain the act of swabbing toothpaste onto their fingers.
In light of this, here are three suggestions on curbing branded dental products:
Need floss? Don't bother. Just grab a handy spool of sewing thread and have at the gum line. Be gentle, too harsh an application may lead to excessive bleeding or fraying of thread.
Tongue need scraping? Keep away from the "tools of the trade" and opt instead for a slightly serrated knife edge. Not only will the freshness of a hot unbuttered knife feel warm and sharp against the delicate flesh, but you need not wait till after the table is cleared to sort the affairs.
And lastly, for those looking to swig some mouthwash, just grab a bottle of antiseptic, dilute with warm, soft water and rinse thoroughly. Be careful not to swallow.
(No responsibility is taken of readers who follow the prescribed advice.)
