The not so entirely incredible Jade Jaws look

When not in his calm alter ego state as super genius scientist, Bruce Banner, the rampaging Hulk is otherwise known as Jade Jaws. The teeth, in most portrayals, is of a green hue. Other times it's just plain with a tinge of off white. Still others are Juicy Fruit white, sparkling with Mr Fixit. charm.

Nevertheless, the topic at hand here is trying to find a quick and hopefully temporary look of having your very own set of green choppers.

One very easy and sugary method is chomping down on a green flavoured (they might call it lime) ice block. Freezing the brain, the dye in the ice will not only leave the teeth showing a hint of green, but the tongue will sport a glorious gangly tinge for the effort.

Eating shrubs of leafy greens such as parsley and broccoli might also help in the efforts. Though, that will more than likely only end up as chunks between the gums and teeth than making the enamel a little green. Careful on chomping away at the asparagus though, the toilet will bear fruit of such heavy consumption.

 

Related topics:

• marvel,
• statues,
• hulk,
• hard hero,
• teeth,
• beauty,
• green

Score 10% off

pretty much everything if you're a standing order customer. And it's free. Check in store for more details.

Products

Stuff we sell along the shelves like statues to action figures and busts to all things Simpsons. T-shirts, head knockers... not to mention the bags, boards and boxes.

Services

With standing orders, mail orders and lay-bys, we're here to get you, the comicbook reader, your fix of comics and stuff.

Tour the store

Geezer at the guts of the shop.

 

 

 

Web design by Soon Van