Just The Thing to rock your world

Between a rock and a hard place, Thing stands between them. Ever the blue eyed lover trapped in a rock hard body others would, and some have tried to, kill for. Rock hard but certainly not the kind of body by Jake standard.

Problems exist when living in such a shell of an existence. More so than the expository notion of despair and loss from finding the right kind of pants to fit.

Seats, despite the widening of the world in the face of anorexia and bulimia, continue to incrementally increase in width. With the junk in the trunk overflowing, it could be some time before riding on conventional transport doesn't incur buying two, or even three, tickets.

Such slow moving of the slow movers is enough to cause fury and anger. But that's the problem with living in a body far too big for even the big man clothing stores. Just check out the statue, a massive foot print to match the massive heft. No workout without a weight.

 

Related topics:

• statues,
• marvel select,
• fantastic four,
• health,
• people

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