Origin of the super soldier species water intake

Mystery liquid in a phial, strapping a young anorexic lad down on an examining table and a room full of scientist looking to make a super solder. Tip, inject and crash the palace and the world is given Captain America, Steven Rogers, Sentinel of Liberty and walking symbol of freedom and justice as well as a nifty right hook for those Nazi nasties.

Careful on picking up any funny or strange looking liquid and drinking it, results may vary wildly. Coloured especially.

Blue - looks like people in white lab coats have been around playing with tampons or pads and are still busy seeing how blue turns red.

Yellow - no explanation is needed, certainly not for anyone who has ever been into the smallest room of the house. Or for some, the blue cubicle on the lot. Or for those quaint and dandy, the outhouse so far away from the house in the dark of night.

Pinkish or red - otherwise known as crazy jump juice. To those selling them, it's simply red cordial. Hopefully it's just that and nothing more.

Orange - seems like some body might be taking a lot of vitamins or eating heavy on the beetroot.

Black - put it down, don't think about even drinking this. Might be oil. In which case, head on over to eBay and flog it for all the postage and handling it's not really worth.

 

Related topics:

• captain america,
• statues,
• diamond select,
• greg millington,
• water,
• avengers,
• science

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