Toothy grins and a coffin to call your own

Burns-Dracula, centuries old of age, and yet still younger than Abe Simpson, dementia prone patriarch of the clan Simpsons. Aided by his faithful man-servant Smithers, rests for longer periods of the day than a koala off its head on the eucalyptus leaves.

Coffins, the best place to rest with a nice and snug fitting. Varieties and styles are the spice of life and a coffin is no stranger to the wide range of designs available.

Be the el cheapo cardboard box, an ornate cask made entirely of red wood or one made to look like a hot dog, there's no stopping your imagination. When it comes to being thrown overboard and off this mortal coil, look for something that says you.

And if you're looking for a place to sleep, ask around at funeral homes to test nap their wares.

After all, the dead can be rather maggoty and you'd want to be in there before they stink up the lining.

 

Related topics:

• simpsons,
• hamilton,
• death,
• sleep,
• vampires

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