What's on the mind of the Scarlet Witch?

Wanda Maximoff, better known as the Scarlet Witch, ruminates on the news that Crown Princess Mary of Denmark has finally given birth to a baby boy.

As readers of The Avengers will know, the daughter of Magneto may find such news a little disturbing. Especially as the children of this particular Maximoff are non-existent.
What then for a mother-that-quite-never-was to do when the whole world continues to talk about births and babies?

Destroy a reality? Only after creating it of course. The clean up bill is far smaller when tumbling new worlds born within a year.

Create a new reality TV show? Walking around the streets pulling parlour tricks on strangers for the cameras? Do we really need another?

Look into an extraction unit? Standing around thinking a lot gathers quite an amount of dust. Ask David.

 

Related topics:

• marvel,
• avengers,
• x men,
• scarlet witch

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