Rule the planet and crush the world!

Welcome to your life. A sad and miserable existence of the day to day until the end. Nothing more than tears for fears. Don't worry, nothing ever lasts forever. And that includes you.

So, do like the warlords, god-beating evangelists and multimedia celebrities do and cherish the underlings beneath your feet and between your toes.

Make like the Roman Empire and stomp your way to immortality. After all, no one else will do it for you. Keep in mind a few things though...

Visine will be your friend - when you make enough enemies in your road to world domination, sleeping with one eye open or both eyes open will leave your eyeballs dry and scratchy. Keep a vial of visine handy, it'll help you look them dead in the retinas when negotiating that trade deal.

Baby, it's cold outside - loneliness is a fact of life when you've done away with all those around you in the name of paranoia. Remember to keep warm and the head on your shoulders won't freeze into a ball of ice.

Miranda, Regulas, Xena - if all else fails, start looking to conquer other planets. Preferably with inhabitants easier to break. Or at least with some scenery in case that too fails.

Everybody wants to rule the world, but not everybody has the cahones to carry it out.

 

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