Rocky horror lip locker

Put on a show and lick them lips, there's more to the gloss than sheer anticipation.

And so it may very well be the case, that the fleshy gates ahead of the teeth will greet many into the world of the tongue, the uvula and the oesophagus. They being food items and other such items of drink to pass through of course.

Be a generous and good looking host; keep the lips looking nice and clean like the carpet runners people walk across in order to find the back wall. Or just make do in the illusion of.

Lip balm and gloss - Flavour country never tasted so berrylicious. Or bananalicious. Or whateverlicious it happens to be at the counter. Thin layer of lip balm is good for the look of health and great tasting too.

Raging red lipstick - Throw in a dazzle as the curve of the colour blinds all unsuspecting of what ever cracked landscape may lie underneath. Taste varies wildly and more often than not, a bit tougher to stain away from the teeth.

Spit and saliva - Too cheap to buy gloss and too much of a non-lipsticker to apply the ruby? Constantly licking the lips, as in perhaps preparation for fried chicken, will suffice for most in keeping the kissers whistling moist.

 

Related topics:

• action figures,
• rocky horror,
• lips,
• red,
• teeth

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