Wallace (with cauliflower) - Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit - McFarlane Toys
Undeniable is the fact that the Moon, Earth's only and lonely satellite,
is made entirely out of cheese. Another is that there are more than the few standard type of cheese to sit above crackers, salted or unsalted as they may be.
For the connoisseur, life in a damp basement growing home-brew mould only goes so far for the flavour country other types of cheese can offer. With a few kegs kicking in the background, and with more than a few skin types dangling from the ceiling rafters, there exists a whole cheesy world of funky chunky cracker spreads.
Limburger - no, not the fat guy from
Biker Mice From Mars, but that cheese the Looney Tunes were all up sniffing harder than a line by Kate Moss. Powerful, pungent stuff, that cheese. Crackers alone will not stand up to the task. Think about something equally strong on this combination. Like socks or sweaty armpits.
Toejam and Earl -
forget the game. Remember the name. If someone's offering you some cheese and they have no packets, blocks or any such plate with them, run. Run like the simile in the next point.
Cheese in a can - for the more adventurous, or even for those with far less a palette than finger painters. This concoction of mustard yellow snot driveling from a nozzle looks and tastes anything but cheese. As smooth as a bag of dates, the experience can be yours for as long as the can doesn't rust. Years from the fact.
