To which we fall upon ourselves

Start to the month with jokes and gags that makes the meanest of us weep at the plucking of nose hairs with pliers. Frag!

Show sign of weakness when the nose hairs start twitching before they're ripped out from their shafts. Careless whisper is not the only word that breaks a wind.

April is a month between May and March and between the chocolate insignias, a candy shell of that soft crack. Jokes start the month, cries end it when eggs break over the nose.

Foolhardy pursuits for the loot this month jackpots for May.

April 2007

Previous loot notices

• March 2007
• February 2007
• January 2007
• December 2006
• November 2006
• October 2006
• September 2006
• August 2006
• July 2006
• June 2006
• May 2006
• April 2006

Lobo's Loot

Lobo's Loot is the jackpot raffle run and drawn by theComicShop* Liverpool. At the start of each month, a ticket is drawn at random and posted on the Lobo's Loot ticket box. If your raffle ticket happens to be the other half of the raffle ticket stuck on the box, guess what? You're a winner!

Now here are some rules:

• Purchases of $5 and over made at theComicShop* qualify for a ticket.
• Only tickets issued by staff will be accepted for claims of the jackpot.
• Ticket holders must return to the store between 1 and 14 of each calendar month to see if they've won.
• Standard jackpot is $25. Should a winner not be found for a particular month, Lobo's Loot will jackpot.
• Jackpots will continue to jackpot until a winner claims the jackpot.
• Prize is redeemable only at theComicShop* which itself is located at 10a/170 George Street, Liverpool NSW 2170, Australia.
• Lobo himself does not make an appearance on each drawing of the lucky raffle ticket.
• Wipe your feet, clean your sheets.

*Photo not of actual winning ticket. If it was, then why haven't you claimed?

The Lobo ParaMilitary Christmas Special

Starring Andrew Bryniarski as Lobo, this is a fan made film you can find on YouTube. Pretty much does a live versioning of the above named joy romp. Not for the easy to squeam.