Society of head knockers and bobble heads

Leatherface caught in bad company

Chainsaw-wielding socialite/maniac Leatherface has been spotted on the town with a less than law abiding set. Seen alongside Jason "Hockey gives killing a bad name" Voorhees and Pinhead, the Texan was lost for words when confronted by our intrepid reports there at the scene.

Startled by the sudden out-of-the-bushes attack by our staff photographer, Leatherface was like a deer caught in the headlights ready to slash and burn the driver of the car. Rumours are circulating that Leatherface may have been talking to Voorhees about a possible onscreen match-up after becoming a fan following a screening of the Freddy versus Jason monstrosity.

Much more than homemakers

Digital cameras, magic lanterns and camera phones were set ashuttering as people in the street fell over themselves trying to capture a moment in time. Samantha and Jeannie were out on the town in a rare coupling.

From shops to restaurants and art galleries, the pair walked a beat followed intensely by an ever growing swarm of admirers and bemused tourists. One stunned local was trampled in the rush up his own hallway as he scrambled to call his grandmother about the elusive sighting. The magic never stops.

Former General possibly afflicted by Alzheimer's

Coiffure master Fry of Planet Express

Philip J. Fry, delivery boy at Planet Express and laser cannon gunner of the Planet Express Ship. Also happens to be his own grandfather in a twisted trick of time travel. Best head of hair in all of the Planet Express crew too.

Does he use hair gel or some other kind of product to keep them locks sticking up in such a fat fashion of style and strength? Who knows, but it does look mighty fine to show off such a fringe to shoot straight for the stars. Yes indeed, and as the wacky wobbler will nod and shake yes to as well.

Food fat and all the jelly you find when you're in the sauce of chicken might serve well. Might feel way greasy after a while though. And not the best for those who are looking to sweat much. Unless tasting food sweat is your thing. Which it might be, that's an individual prerogative.

Super hold hair spray or product comes nowhere close to the grip and tightness oozing from a double colon squirt of epoxy resin. Or the squibs of super glue. That stuff will do a holding wonder like bubble gum under a warm seat.

Or there's the other option. Watch There's Something About Mary and pay attention for a relatively free hair application source. 

Scarface all set with nice set of choppers

Scarface all set with nice set of choppers
Tony Montana from Scarface imparts some sage advice: "What'd I try to tell you? In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

Simple power dynamics. Move up from one echelon to another and the results will open up more doors. For the socially conscious, all this stops dead behind teeth and a smile enough to make a crocodile eat a small child in halves.

Nice and pearly white, like a set of PKs or Juicy Fruits, a set of good healthy teeth goes a long way. More so than just as a good turn on the second hand market for pure enamel made dentures.

Nothing can hide the shine that comes from a broad smile flashing more than those men hanging in the park in trench coats.

"Say hello to my little friend" 

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