Showing what for and trapping themselves within the gigantic Christmas tree, Bart, Homer, Krusty, Barney, Apu, Chief Wiggum, Burns, Smithers, Barney, Moe and more. Their bodies are cast about in an array of bargain shopper madness. The likes of which are seen on those grimy television screens during the hazy days after Christmas.

Candy canes, ornaments, and half-eaten donuts are sprinkled across the branches of this 13 inch tall display. Bodies, arms, legs, all about in a pasta bowl of crazy eyes looking at a sparkling star of crystalline sitting high upon the apex of the tree.

Gouging them eyeballs, fingering those ear holes, wiping the sweat off onto someone else's scarf. Brave yourselves as the days countdown for the end of financial year department store sales. Christmas shopping is only a mere five months away.

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Taking morphic turns at the bowser, the vampire from Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas has been spotted wrapping himself up in the kindness of strangers. Kindness that has been taken to mean a different thing with all the charities of late.

Leaving more than just a few blood banks, the vampire of no name, has been spotted walking in a less than straight line. With daylight out of the question, the little bloodsucker haunts the red crosses at night. Ever the thirsty one, the burning of his own flesh as he enters the doors seems not to dissuade his little trips.

Departing from an ages old modus operandi, an unexpected display of selflessness is witnessed. Leaving not as a man/beast/creature having stolen pints and plaspacks from each outlet, but drained of the time and energy of giving other people's blood to those who may need it more than him. Those who are sick and in dire need of urgent blood transfusions, and who themselves can not quite subsist on the blood of rats and cats.

 

 

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