Burns-Dracula, centuries old of age, and yet still younger than Abe Simpson, dementia prone patriarch of the clan Simpsons. Aided by his faithful man-servant Smithers, rests for longer periods of the day than a koala off its head on the eucalyptus leaves.

Coffins, the best place to rest with a nice and snug fitting. Varieties and styles are the spice of life and a coffin is no stranger to the wide range of designs available.

Be the el cheapo cardboard box, an ornate cask made entirely of red wood or one made to look like a hot dog, there's no stopping your imagination. When it comes to being thrown overboard and off this mortal coil, look for something that says you.

And if you're looking for a place to sleep, ask around at funeral homes to test nap their wares.

After all, the dead can be rather maggoty and you'd want to be in there before they stink up the lining.

 

Forget Mighty Joe Young, those gorillas in the mist, that Orangutan, Clyde (Manis), from Every Which Way But Loose, even the thousands and thousands of monkeys hitting away at the typewriters for Shakespearean flukes. Those primates have nothing over the one true King.

King Kong, Eighth Wonder of the World, back again to the fore of monster lore and living it large. Thanks to the wily efforts of Kiwi directory, Peter Jackson, Kong is out there to clamber atop the buildings to reclaim the crown.

The only one that may possess even a hint of a challenge to the one from Monster Island is Kong Homer.

Himself bearing a stunning likeliness to the King of Kings, Kong Homer is a married ape who is more prone to sleeping and drinking than King Kong. Any match in that case, would be severely handicapped.

Place your bets, place your bets.

 

Reach for the stars stranger! Show them arm pit stains from a long day's hard work. Spend all day stuck behind a desk or counter all day long? Know that cracking and wracking sound every now and then? That be them bones and joints locking and relocking in and out. Move enough and often enough through out the day and the nights will not be as sore. Or, for those night owls and graveyards, the days following the nights.

Stand up.
Sit down.
Jump up.
Run around.
Breathe in.
Breath out.
Twist and shout.

Do these and perhaps finding imprints of the keyboard lodged firmly into the forehead will be a thing of the past. As long as sleep plays a part in the daily regime. More than five hours is advisable. Otherwise some hilarity and sacking may abound.

 

Showing what for and trapping themselves within the gigantic Christmas tree, Bart, Homer, Krusty, Barney, Apu, Chief Wiggum, Burns, Smithers, Barney, Moe and more. Their bodies are cast about in an array of bargain shopper madness. The likes of which are seen on those grimy television screens during the hazy days after Christmas.

Candy canes, ornaments, and half-eaten donuts are sprinkled across the branches of this 13 inch tall display. Bodies, arms, legs, all about in a pasta bowl of crazy eyes looking at a sparkling star of crystalline sitting high upon the apex of the tree.

Gouging them eyeballs, fingering those ear holes, wiping the sweat off onto someone else's scarf. Brave yourselves as the days countdown for the end of financial year department store sales. Christmas shopping is only a mere five months away.

Want more egg nog!?

 

 

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