Quite the imp that yellow one from Frank Miller's Sin City. Maybe the kind of person you see born out of wedlock. Ferocious little hobbit.

Anyhoo, for anybody wondering what jaundice looks like if it's left on for far too long to ravage the body, gander no further. Of course, it's quite the extreme case when compared to the sickly sick of others walking around with a yellowish tint to their skin. And especially if they're not of the Springfieldians what escaped from tree house vortex.

Watch out later this month, they may very well be out and about on the heels of the upcoming and long-munched for movie. Oh, but bite into a real-life Simpsons character and what do you have? Quite the mess of the shirt front.

A bib for you, sir?

 

Getting hotter by the sweat load? Want to quench your thirst but unable to move from that walk-in freezer you managed to sneak into? Bad luck, good luck, it's all the same. The heat is on and the clothes are falling off.

Autumn is creeping right around the corner with the tail end of summer bearing it's hot humidity. Comfort is out and school is back in.

There are many methods available for those looking to cool down. One such is purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Other people get about topless, not entirely a grand look. Especially when most of these people don't tend to their own bodies. Sleeping in shopping malls might not be everyone, but it is for some.

Walk down the right back alley in Sin City and find a man sweating? Not likely. Did anybody work up a sweat? Shellie (Brittany Murphy)? Did Marv (Mickey Rourke)? Was there even a hint of perspiration from Hartigan (Bruce Willis) while wailing into Yellow Bastard (Nick Stahl)?

 

Climbing up the charts like songs with cowbells and bonsai kittens left too long in the toaster oven, summer gets hotter and hotter.

With thanks in large to global warming, there appears no escaping the sweltering sweat of summer's breast. The hottest place outside the sun and poor shade would be in Marv's seat. Electrifying no doubt, but at least the burn is all over and done with a flash. And not just on the skin without driving in.

For a warmer taste of the action and a smell of the bacon, take a few moments to increase the voltage.

Beat it blue - Wear all black all day long and enjoy the roast. Gym memberships can't ever be as cheap as insanity.

Warm is hot and hot is scorchin' - Find metal made street furniture and rest a while. A few seconds on torched metal is quicker than minutes on frying wood.

Burn it like a hermit - close the doors, switch off the fans and air conditioning and do some menial tasks. Pretty soon, you too can be all exhausted and the next on the news for heat stroke.

"That all you got, Global Warming?"

 

 

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