Wednesday, February 20, 2008 - Soon Van

Willow Creek #0; written by Denny Williams & Christian Beranek, art by Josh Medors, letters by Justin Stewart
Blood on teeth usually says one of two things. Gum infections with the gum line bleeding up and all over the chompers. Or of a hearty meal, of meat. The kind that is on the tastier side of medium. Closer to rare on burning your steak, the redder and juicer the slab of dead animal. Go with medium-rare to medium when out eating meat at a restaurant. It's usually where the taste is. Go with well done, that's where last weeks' meat comes from.
Deacon McKay has left the NYPD to become the new deputy sheriff in Willow Creek -- a small town in northern California known mainly for its Bigfoot sightings. But after a series of murders turns Willow Creek upside down, Deacon starts to uncover a horrifying secret -- the legend of Bigfoot, something the town uses to bring in the tourist trade, is actually a cover story for a horrible evil.
Don't miss the beginning of the series that's bringing werewolves back with a serious vengeance.
Willow Creek #0 (of 5) from Zenescope
Other comics to eyeball this week
Soulfire expands a little more with
Aspen Showcase: Grace by Vince Hernandez and Sana Takeda. As the title suggests, it's not about Aspen, but of Grace. Or as the title would otherwise then suggest, of Grace, and not of Aspen. However it reads, look for it on the shelves, it's ready to wet.
What time is it? Is Zorro on? Rub with shorts of the fox in
Tales of Zorro. Edited by Richard Dean Starr with stories from the likes of Max Allen Collins, Peter David and A.C. Crispin, anthology series of the one they translate as fox in Spanish. Do foreign animals speak to each other with accents?
With a name like
Locke & Key, it's probably a comic about someone with the name of Locke and a whole lotta doors. From Joe Hill and Gabriel Rodriguez, it's about a dark mansion with a massive fringe combed over its facade and looks to render people walking through its doors. Like going to the carwash without a car.
Exoskeleton related trade of the week
Might be many of you already watching "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" from torrents. For those fans of the Terminator universe, hark back to a massive slab collection of the comics that came before that show, that came after the movies and well before the second sequel with the Terminatrix.
The Terminator: Omnibus volume 1 from Dark Horse and looking to snap your knee if you don't put it on your lap right.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - Soon Van

All-Flash #1; writer Mark Waid; art by Karl Kerschl, Ian Churchill, Manuel Garcia, Joe Bennett and Daniel Acuna
Toilet humour and jokes about the can are just so very much the chunky rolls floating in the pond after they drop the kids off at school. Yes, so very dry and droll that. Never the quick.
Who is is Wally West, back again to show all those others who is the fastest to the can in a split of the whiff.
The aftermath of THE FLASH: THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE #13. The Fastest Man Alive's world changes forever!
All Flash #1 from DC Comics
One name for the them, but not any more and it's a burger meal to
The Order. Matt Fraction and Barry Kitson play here in the fifty state initiative after the Civil War. Get up and take a bill to split in three fours.
Christos Gage and Mike Lilly go for the win in
Annihilation: Conquest - Quasar.
Scarface: Devil in Disguise got some bone with Joshua Jabcuga and Alberto Dose riding in the back seat and looking to knock down some more white and not-so right.
A very special Blossom and here's Paul Jenkins and Steve Lieber with
Thunderbolts: Desperate Measures. T-Bolt against T-Bolt and the fingers start flicking a coin to the bottle by the wall.
Eating a meat pie in the sun with a jab of tomato sauce under the skin and that's a lunch time meal. Play time now for
Super-Villain Team-Up/M.O.D.O.K’s 11 with Fred Van Lente and Francis Portella on the red stuff to watch.
Robert Kirkman and Jason Howard slam all kinds of furs and hair and pelts in
The Astounding Wolf-Man Director's Cut. Taking that from before for free and lining up with the stuffing for a juicy morsel on the dinner table. For those who enjoy eating wolf.
Simon Furman and Nigel Raynor take the killing machines from 800, 1000, past the X and into the lazy eights with
Terminator 2: Infinity
Jim Lawson and Bill Moulage pay no heedance for the four water with
Tales of Raphael: Bad Moon Rising. Cold enough and the shoulders shrink into the neck now. Where is the neck now?
Super fun unhappy time getting the knock back but still hitting the treadmill for the shoulders to slump.
Sidekick: Super Summer Sidekick Special with Paul Jenkins and Chris Moreno kicking about the line crew.
Peter Milligan and C.P. Smith squeeze the round ones twelve times in
The Programme. Cold war kids getting a little bit of the toasty-toasty in the tanning bed. And the timer goes ding with an easy bake for obliteration.
Lose all feeling in the shoulders with a cut mix of horror, fantasy and science fiction, and all names of artists in
Gene Simmons House of Horrors. Sean Taylor, Jon Alderink, Dwight L. MacPherson, Grant Bond, Tom Waltz, Estevez Polls, Chris Ryall, Steph Stamb, Leah Moore, John Reppion and Jeff Zorrow cooking in the pot made with the bones and tones of an old lady eating a candle made of redone battery acid.
Arvid Nelson and Matt Camp hunt the runts of a dystopic future in
Zero Killer. Six for the wall at home and a nice collection of their hides to show the what-for perry pip in metal slugs.
Transformers Timeslines Summer Special Just a question, do you know what happens when you lick cold metal in a chilly air?
Trade of the week
Eddie Edison works two jobs. One is to schlep pizzas about the place while the other is being a
Sidekick. There is pain, there is gain, there is much to the funny and sucker punch. Like a swift kick to the groin perhaps? With saucy mustard onions on the side? Yes.
Related topics:
- flash,
- the order,
- annhilation,
- scarface,
- thunderbolts,
- wolf man,
- terminator,
- sidekick,
- ninja turtles,
- house of horrors,
- transformers,
- zero killer
Tuesday, January 3, 2006 - Soon Van

The Exterminators #1; written by Simon Oliver, art by Tony Moore, cover by Philip Bond
One day the insects, creepy crawlies, bugs and arachnids will rise and reclaim the Earth. Until such time, there are people out there looking to gas, wash and douse them in poison. These people are so-called exterminators. Jerry Seinfeld would have you know they're removalists and relocation experts.
Either way, it's a billion to one ratio in their favour, and odds always say house always wins. In the end.
The Exterminators centres on a dysfunctional group of bug killers prowling the barrios and bungalows of Los Angeles - the thinnest point on the shaky borderline between civilization and the violent chaos of nature.
Henry James, the newest exterminator, sees the job as a means to cleanse the sins of his dark past. He has a hard time getting his view across to his careerist girlfriend, sociopathic partner, and the general bunch of freaks he calls co-workers. But what the "bug brothers" of Bug-Bee-Gone Co. don't understand is that human beings may be the true pests - and bugs could be the real exterminators.
Featuring creepy-crawly covers by Philip Bond (Vimanarama), The Exterminators mixes disturbing characters, killer cockroaches and sinister secrets into a unique and unsettling series that branches out from the underbelly of L.A. into the heart of an ancient mystery, a sacred scarab beetle and a weirdly ominous locked box. It's a bug's world. We just live in it.
Ah, bugs, the kind of things you seen running around night and during the day. Be quick, blink and you'll miss them and the chance to squish them good.
Masters of Horror from IDW Publishing runs up on the television series of the same name. A move to make the bowels shiver them fingers down the bowl and drain.
"Intense superspy heroics" in the pages of
Sable & Fortune from Marvel Comics as the merc without a skirt returns. And without a headband for sweat's sake!
Mystery, murder and pretty much a cheap tour of Scandinavia as you can get from
Marlene, out from the people at Slave Labor Graphics.
First and not the first, the
Doc Samson mini from Marvel. Appears to not appear for all appearances to be the first appearance of a solo. It's like yeh, but no, but yeh.
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