
Wizard from the Groo PVC set
Authorities investigating their investigations into the baffling investigation of the engorged heads recently cornered a purple tunic wearing man in relation to the case. Brandishing a silver dull gourd of fluid mass, the man, who appears to be affecting a wizard like garb, was taken by surprise as the local arresting force descended upon his mid-weekly laundry service errand. Refusing to give in with ease, the man was noted to have taken a swig of his mysterious gourd before rambling and speaking in tongues, "Groo" being one of the words shouted.
Found on his person were passport-sized photos of people who have recently come under a most distressing condition. A condition wherein their heads amass to a disproportionately large size compared to the rest of their bodies. The resultant state a cause for much ridicule and misread signs as their heads bobble back and forth in a jerky manner. Those that have fallen victim have been derisively labelled "head knockers" in the public air space.
Cases with a magical element are rare. The investigators in the situation believe that the wizard in question holds at least one related answer to that of the large headed people. Their fixation on his Bob Hope-like chin a large factor in their fancy.
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